Hi there. Here’s something cool for you if you want to start your new online business like right now and technology gives you cramps.
Johnny B. Truant (online personality-boy persona of a really competent guy…shh!) has a new course that takes you step-by-step with videos through every stinking detail of getting your online business up and running–in seven days!
He assumes you can read email and run a browser, but need help beyond that–which is why you can’t get your business going online. If you’re more experienced than that, skim the lessons until you land knee-deep in the mire you can’t deal with.
I feel comfortable recommending his course because he was clever enough to give out a freebie awhile back on how to set up your WordPress blog in an hour for stupidly cheap. I gobbled up that book and found a step-by-step process laced with wacky humor.
As it happens, I’m familiar with the process and his method is spot on. Thumbs up!
The giggles he added for fun makes the installation more palatable than the fingernail-chewing worries and hair-pulling I went through the first few times on my own.
So what’s wrong with the course?
If you’re offended by offensive language, be warned. It’s in the course, on the sales page, pretty much everywhere.
It starts with the name of the course: Make the Internet Your Bitch. Only he would think up that name for a course on making technology work the way you want it.
But the dude knows his technology and then some. I’m thinking he’s helped people who mishandled their software settings and techy stuff to the point that it looks like alien roadkill, and he can find the push button that makes it all stand up, salute and get busy making your online business hum.
Like I said, the name of the course is Make The Internet Your Bitch. As in, shape up you tricky technology you. Work right, right now, and keep on working right.
Ooh. Did you feel that little thrill run down your spine? I did. I remember the days when I couldn’t even FTP 90% of the time. There I was with a brand new site and it seemed like I needed voodoo to make the settings work so I could upload a page I slaved over.
Let Johnny save you from the wasted time, lost business, moping and crying. Check out his course and get your online business up and running seven days from right this minute. No fooling!
Best,
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What are you still doing here?
P.P.S.
While all the links in my post are meant to help you, some are affiliate links, which means if you click and buy, I could earn money.



